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Goodbye to Chris Wallace!

The arc of the universe is long but it bends towards downsizing Mike Wallace's mediocre son.

My Absolute Truth today:

Every once in awhile a story comes along that’s so wonderful, so heart-warming, that we are excited to bring you that story.

Today, we have such a story.

It’s not about puppies or flowers or Tik-Tok videos. It’s about the end of the TV career of former Fox News beta-male Chris Wallace.

You might remember Chris Wallace as the mediocre son of 60 Minutes legend Mike Wallace. Or you might remember him as the guy who said that Jen Psaki was the greatest press secretary of all time.

But Chris Wallace is also the guy who moved over to CNN because he thought leftists would love him and then disappeared without a trace!

Wallace left Fox News to join something called CNN Plus — and it was just revealed that CNN Plus only has 10,000 subscribers.

How fantastic is that! Chris Wallace having daily breakdowns over at CNN streaming with no viewers! It’s the feel-good story of the day.

It proves that the arc of the universe is long but it bends towards downsizing Chris Wallace.

Apparently it never occurred to anyone over at CNN that a news organization that very few people will watch when it’s free is unlikely to be a great success when you have to pay for it.

This was news to Chris Wallace of course.

Wallace is going to disappear from TV and CNN Plus is disappearing with him.

In other words: nature is healing.

And that’s the Absolute Truth.

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