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It's Communist Lesbian Visibility Week!
The Savage Queen of Twitter asks: why not a two-minute coffee break instead?
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You might not know it but you’re living through Communist Lesbian Visibility Week.
That’s right: unattractive women who hate men actually have their own week to celebrate now.
I know what you’re thinking — but this actually happened at a White House press briefing.
Why not just a day? Seriously, wouldn’t a two-minute coffee break suffice? Why does the First Openly Queer Affirmative Action Press Secretary need to bother the rest of us for an entire week?
Well, that’s easy to explain.
These bearded ladies know that we can simply ignore them for a day.
After all, how hard is it to look away from mostly pudgy and middle-aged women with no kids who dress in men’s clothing and tell you that “lipstick is just a tool of masculine domination” — while you’re waiting in line to pay for groceries at Whole Foods?
They need a week of visibility because they are so unpopular that even Obama/Biden eunuchs in the White House press corps won’t clap for them on demand.
You might be surprised to learn that the Chief of the Communist Lesbians is not Ellen Degeneres or Megan Rapinoe but Randy Weingarten — the head of the American Federation of Teachers union — who was called to Congress yesterday to explain why she kept our public schools closed for years during the COVID plandemic.
Being the Chief of the Communist Lesbians during Communist Lesbian Visibility Week means that you never have to say you’re sorry of course. In fact, you can even claim that you never advocated for schools to close even when you publicly did so for years in front of reporters who quoted you directly.
In other words, you can lie with impunity in front of Congress — which I’m told is still a crime for Republicans while becoming the fastest-growing recreational sport for Democrats.
How many American children did this lunatic manage to harm?
That’s why former CIA Director Mike Pompeo called Randi Weingarten the most dangerous person in the world — and he would know.
Ordinarily, her pathological lies would pass unnoticed on social media because Facebook and Instagram and YouTube are run by government spooks who violate the Constitution full-time while attending January 6th rallies undercover in their spare time.
But this time around, the people who run “community notes” on Twitter did a fact-check on Weingarten and it did not got well for her.
Needless to say, Communist Lesbian Visibility Week was not going very well for the Communist Lesbians — if you wanted to be honest about it.
The situation was so desperate that Rosie O’Donnell jumped onto TikTok to throw her support behind Joe Biden in a video so ill-advised that it might best be described as a campaign ad for the Donald Trump 2024 ticket. (At least, I think it’s Rosie O’Donnell — but then again it might just be a homeless man who can’t afford chapstick.) Perhaps one of transvestite Dylan Mulvany's cosmetic company sponsors could throw old Rosie a bone for the next video, and get her some foundation and a hockey mask — if possible.
Rosie’s depressing endorsement of Joe Biden somehow, unintentionally, captured all the failure and angst of the post-Trump years: “Joe Biden is going to run. It was a decision I guess somebody made higher up, and that looks like what we’re doing.”
By the way: who would that “somebody higher up” possibly be? And who could be higher up than wax dummy tyrant Joe Biden in the Biden regime?
Do you see how the leftists unintentionally tell the truth while telling on themselves — as they “protect democracy” by endorsing a senile man they freely admit is merely a placeholder for Obama?
So much for the The Failed Comedian Wing of Communist Lesbian Visibility Week.
How can we possibly help these people? Can’t we start a charity to get these gals some lipstick at least?
Can’t we set them up with lonely single guys who understand them — like Keith Olbermann?
It’s time to think about innovative solutions because Communist Lesbian Visibility Week was such a disaster that it might actually scare some lesbians straight.